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Paris Hilton, I filed for my restraining order today

2006-03-08T10:03:00.000-08:00

So, apparently, Hilton just got a restraining order against Brian Quintana - the dude that introduced her to Stavros Niarchos III. With the exception of parties in which they both attend, Paris must keep a distance of 300 feet from Quintana. Why?

Apparently this chicken-shit dude, Quintana felt threathened by the 90 pound, bird faced, Paris Hilton.

I found this story too tempting to not write about. But, in case your wondering. This story is legit. Here at FauxPop, we sometimes like to put a devious spin on stories to give them that extra edge, but this one is 100% natural. And 100% ridiculous!

Check out this Blog

2006-03-06T11:59:00.000-08:00

So, I'm kinuva a movie buff. By that, I mean, well, I like movies. Personally, I'd have to say my favorite movie is Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It's like Snatch, only more original and, in my open oinion, much better. I think I just like the story and charcters better, anywho....

This crazy guy - the Scoffing Critic - has just launched a movie review system on blogger. The UI is nothing original, same old blogger template. But his reviews and "kudos bars" are classic. I highly recommend checking out his first review, The Constant Gardener.

Oh, and here's a great picture fromt he Oscar's. PopSugar titled it "Paris Hilton in Ten Years?" I think sooooooooooo!

Dr.Phil Lightens His Load

2006-03-03T13:17:00.000-08:00

Oprah's chrome-domed sham psychologist is getting a whiff of his own sermon and cracking down on some of his expensive habits.

Dr.Phil McGraw is selling two of his exotic cars, a 2002 Ferrari 360 Spider and a 2001 Gemballa Porsche Turbo. Dr.Phil decided it was time to devote his time and resources to something he pretends to do: help people.

"I was sitting in my Ferrari and I realized, instead of driving this hunk of junk all day, I could write a new book to enrapture America, make a few more million, and then buy two of these things!", McGraw said in a 60 Minutes interview to be aired this Friday.

"Do you have any idea how much money I made on those diet bars," McGraw continued, "It was ridiculous, people actually believed that apple/pear crap! Jeez, these people are so desperate, I almost feel bad."

McGraw was reportedly inspired by Paul McCartney's decision to auction his custom vegan 2006 Cadillac CTS. All proceeds from McCartney's auction will go to Adopt-A-Minefield. (story)

Hey, Hey! We broke 10,000!

2006-03-03T10:56:00.000-08:00

So, it's only 11 A.M. here on the West Coast, we just cracked open a bottle Crystal to celebrate FauxPop's historic today - we broke 10,000 users a few minutes back.

So who was the 10,000th user?

Well, it was actaully some dude from singapore.

We were thinking about posting his ip address and giving him a prize, but then we thought better of it. Nevertheless, we're still in a celabratory mood. In light of that, we're offering the first person to email us the opportunity to write an article for us.

Good Luck!

P.S. - we will post your article "as is," so write well! Laterz

Here's a nice picture to leave ya'll with:

Who's that? - It's another shot of Lindsay Lohan, silly!

Underage Drinking?!

2006-03-02T12:12:00.000-08:00

15-year old Emma Watson, known as Hermione in the Harry Potter series, has fallen into the trap of underage drinking. It's unfortunate that these kids are making millions of dollars and they have fallen into the trap of alcohol. :(

Watson has not released any statements about the photos, although it is illegal in Britain to drink if you're under 18. An anonymous close friend of Watson said, "Daniel [Radcliffe] introduced her to alcohol. Like, it was after that weekend in Scotland. I don't remember it that much except they were 'muggle-snuggling.'"

Calls to Watson's agent went unanswered.

Paris Hilton Clip

2006-03-01T22:17:00.000-08:00

Whoress Paris Hilton eating/drinking something. It's a crappy shot, but it's all we got.

Willis: 2, Trump 0

2006-03-01T20:49:00.001-08:00

Bruce Willis is at it again. I can't get enough of this guy, he saved LA from terrorists, played a dead man walking, and shot off a guy's penis. Here's what the man had to say:

"I'm sick of answering this fucking question. I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion. I want them to stop shitting on my money and your money and tax dollars that we give 50 percent of... every year. I want them to be fiscally responsible and I want these fucking lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I'll say I'm a Republican... I hate the government, OK? I'm a-political. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Entertainment Weekly hates me. They've hated me since they've been a magazine. Fuck them, and you can go and tell them that.

Why does anybody hate anybody? Y'know, because they have some beef. Who cares?

Have you heard of these magazines called In Touch or Us Weekly or People or any of these types of magazines? They lie about people, and they just make up shit all week long, and you have to sue them to get it changed. I mean, this is the world we live in. They're all [full of] lies, and nobody's yelling at them. I'm pissed off today."

Too bad bastard Ashton Kutcher jacked wife Demi and his kids. C'mon Bruce, pick up Ashton and Armageddon him outta there. Show some spine you pansy. (story)

Willis: 1, Trump: 0

2006-03-01T17:18:00.000-08:00

It's tough keeping updated on all the new happening's around the celeb world and the tech industry. I can't wait for Microsoft's Origami to battle Apple's iPod. Let the games begin!

And if you want to talk about battles, Howard Stern is going after CBS like a ravenous dog (story), but everybody knew that.

Let's get to the good stuff, who doesn't like a little late night tiff between megastar Bruce Willis and megabillionaire Donald Trump? Check out this clip fromDavid Letterman:

That's it for now, I hope my partner doesn't post any more boob shots, or else my girlfriend will kill me!

It must be the weather... now Lindsay Lohan's Boobs want out!

2006-03-01T11:54:00.000-08:00

For a high-res. picture, click here.

Woooo! What a day, what a day. Yesterday, we reported on Paris Hilton nipping out, after eating lunch at The Ivy. Well, today, Lindsay Lohan blew that headline out of the water by pulling a "Tara Reid" [literally!].

Apparently, Lohan was at some GM car show and was wearing a very "loose" fiting dress - without any tape. And, as this side picture reveals, her boobs are magnificent. Albeit, they are probably fake. But, in our professional opinion, they turned out very well.

Unlike Tara Reid's:

Wheras Tara Reid revealed to the world her Frankenboob (which resulted in mockery among the latenight shows), Lohan has revealed to us that she is just as stunning without clothes as she is with.

Bottom Line: Would I do her? Sure.

[P.S. - In my opinion, this is much bigger news than the Tammy Nyp story, more on that here.]

Paris Hilton and her Nipples

2006-02-28T10:54:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton was spotted coming out of The Ivy recently. And, boy o' boy, was it a glorious day. Apparently Paris went, [ahem], braless. As you can clearly see above, this made for a magnificent picture. For instance, as I write this article I'm actually staring at her chest.... And her handbag.

May I be the first to say, that she's just scored like 10 brownie points for rocking the sweet Ninja Turtles handbag. How cool is that? If I were a girl, and I was like the hottest thing in America, I'd definently rock a Ninja Turtles bag. Go Paris!

Anyways, back to Paris' nips. I think she did this on purpose. She knows that the paparazzi camp out at The Ivy. She knew she was going have her picture taken. I mean, her shirt clearly says "Don't believe the rumors." Hmmmm, I wonder what could be meant by this. And which rumor might she be speaking of. Anyone have an idea?

And that big necklace? An "S?" Gotta be Stavros, right? Pretty lame, if you ask me. Stick to the Ninja Turtle bag, Paris.

Bottom Line: Stavros is one lucky dude, in my opinion, cuz' Paris got some great tits.

[UPDATE! Apparently there is suspicion rumanating that Paris Hilton had breast augmentation surgery. Check it out, here. Great Before and After shots.]

Link Time!

Seth Green goes to Female Orgasm Workshop
Val Kilmer is Napolean Dynamite? [Fucking Hilarious]
Nudie Magazine Day!
Tom Gives us a Thumbs up. Yep, he's Crazy
Jennifer Aniston and Baby Vanity Fair
Watch Paris Hilton's Boobs

Oh yeah, Boston was tight. But cold.

Out and About

2006-02-24T11:16:00.000-08:00

We're on our way to catch the train for a weekend getaway in Boston, but don't worry we'll keep updating. Until we post again, chew on this bit:

Yeah, I'd have that look too if my leg were that high.

p.s., stop e-mailing us about Tammy NYP

News Flash: Britney Spears Loses Baby Sean!

2006-02-23T17:06:00.000-08:00

This montage was relased earlier today. It shows Britney Spears, with mom (I don't really care what her name is), looking for Baby Sean in the Hawaii. (Note: she looks really distressed, don't you think? Nah! Fucking-A man, I'd expect her to look a little more concerned - she did lose a baby and all!)

It appears, while Britney passed out in the lawn chair, Baby Sean took to chasing a lizard, and crawled right off into the nearby bushes.

As of now, Baby Sean has yet to surface. We think he might have taken off into the jungle.

Of other interest, a close-up of Britney's hand revealed that she was spending the day ring-less! [gasp]. I don't think her husband will mind, he was photographed tramping around with some blonde yesterday. That dude's a dufass.

Don't forget to check out George Lucas (the Star Wars guy), and his disappearing neck! Read it, here.

Oh yeah, we've decided to start reporting on some real news, now that the whole Tammy Nyp thing is over. Woo, that was weird.

Samuel L. Jackson Wins Award; George Lucas Has No Chin

2006-02-23T08:40:00.000-08:00

Over the past few days we have been receiving thousands of hits for the Tammy NYP sex video from YouTube. We do not endorse the video, nor do we host it. Also, any comments with a link to the video will be deleted. We reported on the video because it is popular news.

Hollywood tough man Samuel L. Jackson recently won the 'Dreamkeeper Award' from the I Have A Dream Foundation. Jackson won the award because of his stereotypical roles of the tough black man who has the "duty to please that booty."

Jackson was presented the award by friend George Lucas. Lucas is best known for his Star Wars and American Graffiti, but he is now known for his physcial features too.

A report broke in early November that Lucas had lost his chin in a freak accident of some kind. The chin, and the area surrounding it, seemed to have been replaced by a sack of amniotic fluid.

Analysts claim this will have an affect on the release of Indiana Jones 4, due out in early 2007. After-hours calls to Lucas' agent went unanswered.

Fugly Thursday!

2006-02-23T01:33:00.000-08:00

Over the past few days we have been receiving thousands of hits for the Tammy NYP sex video from YouTube. We do not endorse the video, nor do we host it. Also, any comments with a link to the video will be deleted. We reported on the video because it is popular news.

Fugly Thursday is back, and it's ready to make you feel good about not following through with your New Year's resolution to lose your love handles.

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown look like two crack addic- wait a second...they are two crack addicts!

James Frey just got the boot from his publisher for fabricating his memoir. That's too bad, with his male-pattern baldness, elf ears, nappy beard, and awestruck look, it looks like he's destined for a life of sleeping by himself.

Yeah, we're still not sure if Fergie is a post-op transvestite or a really ugly woman, but kudos to her for trying to introduce a new fashion buzz.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex video?! I would like shit too if that were released about me.

Nicole Richey is anorexic, just like us?

Adrianne Curry, you're hot babe, but you can't win them all. Stick your tongue back in your head and walk down the runway.

Pesci 1, Crazed Fan O

2006-02-23T00:49:00.000-08:00

Over the past few days we have been receiving thousands of hits for the Tammy NYP sex video. We do not endorse the video, nor do we host it. Also, any comments with a link to the video will be deleted.

America's favorite 5'2" Italian, Joe Pesci, is making headlines for punching allegedly punching a man who wanted his picture.

After the incident, Pesci's agent released the following statement:

The incident occurred Jan. 22nd in Boca Raton, Florida. The man, a student at a local community college student, spoke with Pesci before running inside to get a camera to get his picture taken wit the Lethal Weapon,Home Alone, and My Cousin Vinny star.

"Mr.Pesci does not regret any of his actions. It does not need to be said that the victim should have known Mr.Pesci's crime-fighting skills after seeing him as Leo Getz in the Lethal Weapon series, And everybody knows he's Leo Getz, and whatever he wants, Leo gets."

Pesci is currently in post production of a new movie Washed Up, and Shipped Out, due in theatres Fall 2006.

Former co-worker Mel Gibson was less than thrilled about the public's reaction to the incident, "He's a small person, literally, he's physically smaller than 85% of the United States population- children included. He just can't handle the pressures, it builds on him, and he can't take it. One time he bit my arm because I took his Hot Pocket."

Danny Glover refused to comment, he has an outstanding lawsuit, filed in 2003, against Pesci for allegedly sneaking into Glover's house using the dog door. Pesci's lawyers refused to comment.

UPDATE: New information about Tammy NYP

2006-02-22T22:32:00.000-08:00

So my associate and I have been blown away by the record-breaking traffic seen on FauxPop today. Thanks in large to Technorati, no doubt, and the curious public on it virtual "treasure hunt" for this mythical Tammy Nyp.

Who is she? What has she done? Where can you find out more about her?

These are the primary questions our users have been asking us throughout the day.

Word on the web is that YouTube is a good landing page.

If nothing else, you be pleasantly surprised by the humorous vides popping after searching for "Tammy:"

"Boobies"

"Reatrded Asian Guy"

"Hot White Girls Can't Dance"

"Oh my..."

"Is this Tammy?" (our personal favorite)

More on Tammy Nyp coming soon. Until then, check this out.

Driblets...

2006-02-22T14:09:00.000-08:00

Because we have been getting thousands of hits on the video (which we don't have)...
Information about the Tammy NYP video from YouTube.

Back to our regular posts...

Tom and Katie Sex Video!(story)

Jessica Simpson spouts off.(story)

Charlize Theron and Kate Moss are lesbians?(story)

Avril Lavigne is blonde and hot!(story)

Why Australia got it right... (story)

And here's a picture to brighten up your day:

That's Angelina Jolie as a JC Penney's girl. Ha! I always knew she was cheap trash.

Big Booty Hoooooooooooooooe

2006-02-22T09:54:00.000-08:00

Wow, I'm sitting here writing a paper and needed some entertainment so I turned to the ever-popular Popsugar and came across the funniest headline I have ever seen.

"Guess Who - Badunkadunk Edition!"

Thank goodness for celebrity fat-asses. Here's the pic, check out the story.

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Tammy Nyp and Betty White

2006-02-21T21:15:00.000-08:00

To all those who don't know, the blogging world is reeling from the Tammy Nyp sex video. Tammy, 17, is a student in Nanyang Polytechnic in Singapore and she used her phone to record having sex with her boyfriend. Her camera then got stolen and the video was released. The video can be found on YouTube, but we ain't gonna say where because it's child porn.

In other news, Betty White, former star of "Golden Girls", stirred up trouble at the LA Zoo yesterday as she attended a ceremony in her honor. White, whose hearing is getting bad, thought she was honored as a great "paleontologist's find" and not a "philanthropic find."

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa tried to constrain White, but she broke free of his grip and attacked Madeline Bernstein, president of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals-Los Angeles.

Former "Golden Girls" co-star Beatrice Arthur was in attendance and recalled the harrowing experience: "We all knew Betty was a little crazy, I'm surprised nobody knew about it for so long. Her attack doesn't shock me much, and now the world will know her for the bitch she really is."

Calls to White's agent went unreturned.

I Hate...

2006-02-20T21:41:00.000-08:00

...Fran Drescher. She's an oxygen thief with a shrill laugh that pierces your eardrums and strikes your soul with terror. "The Nanny" was an embarrassment to the industry and it amazes me that people still care about her.

This is a picture of her and her dog Esther. The thing looks like a piece of faux fur that's been dragged through a puddle of septic fluid and then blow dryed. And the dog doesn't look too hot either.

Batman v. Bin Laden

2006-02-20T21:27:00.000-08:00

Sorry about the tardiness in the update. We flew out to New York to meet with Ruben Rubin at one of his clubs. The interview went good, and he set us up in the Hilton Times Square for the night.

Oh yea, want to give a shout of love to our blogging friend Tammy Nyp whose sex tape is being pushed around the internet. Stop being a David Irving and pull your head out of your butt you twit!

People don't know how to control themselves anymore, thank goodness we have Batman to save the day. It seems our boys Dubya and Cheney in Washington don't know how to handle their terror fears, so they called in the Dark Knight for help (story).

Batman writer Frank Miller has titled his new work "Holy Terror, Batman!", and hopes to help our embattled government. Talking of his new work Miller said, ""It just seems silly to chase around the Riddler when you've got Al Qaeda out there."

It does seem silly to chase around a fictional bad guy in a fictional story, and the best way to remedy that problem is to chase a real bad guy in a fictional story? Hmm...something tells me Miller is lacking in the creativity department.

Good Night Friends

2006-02-20T01:08:00.000-08:00

And until we meet again tomorrow, may this put your mind at rest Sarah Vowell, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are through (story).

Weekend Madness

2006-02-19T11:24:00.000-08:00

I went away for the weekend, and shoot, Hollywood did nothing!

The Rolling Stones had their huge show in Brazil the other day, an estimated 2 million people showed up at Copacabana Beach to watch the free show.

The Stones were treated with an exclusive walkway that led directly from their hotel room to the stage. If I am ever popular enough to have an exclusive walkway from a penthouse to a stage, shoot me.

What else happened? Britney Spears went to Toys R' Us (story), Jennifer Aniston went to Vegas (story), and Mickey Rourke went to Paris Hilton's birthday party (story).

Give us something good to write about. I want some shootings (thanks Dick!) or some Beniffer-esque stuff. It's the weekend, and all the socialites will give us is watching Gwyneth Paltrow's pregnant stomach grow (story). That's lame.

Oh, while we're on the topic of nothing exciting, my girlfriend pointed me to a Britney Spears Semiconductor Physics website. It's probably the most popular site for pubescent males that spend their nights alone in their mother's house (semiconductor physics).

Sometimes I hate Hollywood. Give me something good, like Prince Albert of Monaco at the Olympics:

There's a guy who knows how to have a good time at the most borin sporting event in the world. Seriously, who likes Turin? Not me!

Hillary Clinton is Wack!

2006-02-18T18:55:00.000-08:00

Earlier today I reported on Star Jones and the scary picture someone snapped of her after she pinched her right testicle.

Well, Star, you've been outdone. This picture of Hillary Clinton left me straight up speechless.

Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on here?

She looks like a fucking camel, getting a prostate exam.

My roomate says, if you look at just her mouth... she's looks like a horse.

Scary Shit! Star Jones flips a Bitch....

2006-02-18T11:49:00.000-08:00

Okay. You can open your eyes now. You've scrolled down far enough to avoid looking at the she-Devil incarnate: Starr Jones.

PerezHilton posted this picture taken at a recent airing of The View.

Let me tell you, when I first saw this picture, I damn near shit myself. I even titled this picture "Scary Shit."

So what's the deal, what happened to Starr to make her look like that?

Good Question. My associate and I did a little research of our own and uncovered the story behind this picture. It's actually not that enthralling, but read it all the same...

Turns out Starr Jones is actually a man. She had been sitting down in her chair, you know one of those tall movie producer chairs that everyone important in Hollywood has (with her name embroidered on the back, and all that jazz). Anyways, she was sitting on this chair, talking with someone, and she casually went to cross her legs. Unfortunately, her right testicle got pinched between her massive thighs, and the rest is history.

This picture was snapped as she jumped out of her chair, and screamed out in pain. Just about everyone there was perplexed to her behavior, but no one said a damn thing because she straight up scared the shit out of everyone. Literally.

One guy crapped himself.

Tom Cruise gives the "Thumbs Up..."

2006-02-17T18:59:00.000-08:00

Earlier today, Tom Cruise confirmed what everyone has been talking about lately.

Standing on top of his ten-story hotel, in Australia, a reporter yelled to Tom:

"are you CRAZY?"

Katie Holmes, to his left, tried to get Tom off the roof - but, to no avail. Instead, Tom took off his shirt and said "I KONG! I KONG!"

Again, the reporter yelled,

"Tom, are you CRAZY?"

This time, Tom aknowledged the reporter. He looked down at his peon, and I swear for the life of me his eyes lit up bright red. But, that's besides the point. Tom then erected both of his arms
staight (at about waist level first), then slowly lifted them skywards. When reaching the apex, he turned his thumbs skyward and gave the reporter and the world at large the answer it had known all along - a big thumbs up - TOM IS CRAZY!

Tom Cruise confirms it - he's crazy, giving us a big THUMBS UP...

Country Singer Arrested...Surprised?

2006-02-16T20:08:00.000-08:00

John Michael Montgomery, singer of hit 90's songs "I Love the Way You Love Me," "I Swear" and "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)," has been arrested in Kentucky.

What does his rap sheet include? Check it:

Prescription drug not in its proper container.

Two counts of carrying a concealed deadly weapon.

Releasing panty-dropping singles.

Disregarding a traffic control device.

Improper turning.

The prescription drug was purportedly the painkiller Endocet. Montgomery claimed, "I needed to numb myself to get into the proper artistic mindset. Much like Marilyn Manson uses absinthe, I use painkillers; I don't think there's anything wrong with it."

President Bush held a press conference later in the day, "This is a great loss for the American public. We are defending our country from evil terrorists, and a great American hero has been brought down with the strong arm of the law."

He continued, referencing Vice President Dick Cheney, "As two prominent citizens sit in the cross-hairs of Axis of Evil, we must not focus on education shortfalls and Abu Ghraib, American citizens must hold a strong resolve for these two men. Amen."

Blast From The Past!

2006-02-16T15:54:00.000-08:00

Every so often Jaleel White shows up in the media and allows us to reminisce of the bygone 'Family Matters' days. White was spotted again, but this time he's a little more mature, and a little...old?

What happened to his Coke bottle glasses and god awful haircut? America needs more Reginald VelJohnson, who was the ever-popular Carl Winslow. How could you not laugh when Carl chased little Urkel out of the house for his passes at Judy Winslow, played by Jaimee Foxworth?

What about 'Step By Step'that starred Jeff Duffy and Suzzane Somers? With all of the Abu Ghraib and Dick Cheney bad news, America needs a funny family to turn to.

Hell, even a little Richard Karn and Tim Allen from 'Home Improvement' would help. Now that Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton no longer grace the boob tube, who are we supposed to turn to, George Lopez and Kirstie Alley?

New Bond Girl

2006-02-16T09:18:00.000-08:00

Eva Green is the new Bond Girl. Upon receiving the role, Green reportedly said, "This is an S&M flick, right?"

Green will star alongside Daniel Craig in the new James Bond movie 'Casino Royale'.

Hollywood hotties Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, and Thandie Newton all turned down the Bond girl role which leaves me with only one conclusion: this Bond film is going to bite so we might as save our dollars for 'Spiderman 3.'

Fugly Thursday!

2006-02-16T08:23:00.000-08:00

Good morning friends, and welcome to Fugly Thursday. Here's a treat for you who are still trying to figure out what brrreeeport means, the worst of the worst from the past week. Enjoy!

Mariah Carey's showing off her boobs because she doesn't have any talent left. Maybe she's puling a Janet Jackson?

Britney Spears...I can't believe it. Britney, Britney, Britney, I heard you were going on safari...but this is a bit ridiculous.

Boy George, the 80's are over! GO into a hole in hide, you're an oxygen thief and nobody likes you anymore.

Kelly Osbourne is straight reppin' the ugly ass wig (like Brandi(story)) and is using a corset to hide her pudgy midsection. I've never been a fan of the Osbournes and never will...

It could never be a well-rounded celebrity post unless we had mention of whoress Paris Hilton in this old picture of her infamous Carl's Jr. ad. Maybe she'll duke it out with PETA Queen Pamela Anderson?

Day Of Ridiculosity

2006-02-15T21:06:00.000-08:00

It's a Wednesday, and the sun was especially warm today. It was nice. It was a fairly nice day today, Dick Cheney talked about his mindless lapse (story) and brrreeeport is making waves in the blogging world (story).

Abu Ghraib's making a comeback, maybe an ill-fated time for Australian TV network SBS (story) to break the news in light of the Mohammed Cartoons. Stupid Australians, don't the understand the disdain we Americans have when reading about other people? Speaking of other people, Paris Hilton is making news again today.

The self-depreciating whoress was wearing $3.5M jewelry on the catwalk earlier (story). Why would you want her to rep your shit? What is she known for, being a whore who sleeps with any man possible? I feel bad for Swiss jeweler de Grisogono who is known for being the only person in the world to trust Hilton.

In other news, a photograph by Edward Steichen was auctioned by Sotheby's for $2.9M (story> . The photo, titled 'The Pond-Moonlight', was bought by a fool who has nothing better to do with his time. Yes, it may be pretty, but it's a moon rising over a pond. The photo was bought by Ross Perot, whose main motivation for buying it was, "I lost the election, but I haven't lost my dignity!" Go Ross. Perot '92.

It's Nudie Magazine Day, Sweet! SI Swimsuit edition is Out...

2006-02-15T11:59:00.000-08:00

I think I should begin this post by saying, "Today is my Favorite day of the Year." Why? Well As Adam Sandler would say, "it's Nudie Magazinge Day!"

Look at that picture. Take a good, looong look at Elle MacPherson, and tell me that this is not porn. Because, if you delete that little SI badge in the right corner, and show it to some unsuspecting guy, you could pass this off as porn.

Wanna know why? Because after looking at an SI Swimsuit mag, I have the same dirty feeling that I get after looking at Playboy. Not to say there's anything wrong with Playboy, but the fact remains that SI's Swimsuit mag has the same effect as a Playboy.

So, in light of this, I propose that Sports Illustrated stop playing us for fools and just get it over with already. SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, PLEASE MAKE US A NUDIE MAGAZINE WITH THE HOTTEST BABES TO WALK THE EARTH.

Here's some more porn, I mean [cough] swimsuit pics:

When my roomate saw this one, he looked at his pants and said, "Not Again!"

I know it's cliche, but can't resist. I call this one Sports Illustrated's Angels

I call this one, "Holy Crap!"

LAST ONE:

Body Painting never gets old, especially when Heidi Klum is the model... yum!

More pictures to Come! Until then, read about Jennifer Aniston and her wild B-Day.

Judge Judy Gets A Star?!

2006-02-14T17:32:00.000-08:00

To quote my roommate, "What the hell?!" That's right, America's favorite matriachal afternoon court drama star, Judy Sheindlin, got her place on the walk of fame.

What has bitch done for the world? This really peeves me, after decades of promoting the ignorant nature of the gap-toothed she gets a spot on the walk?! Jeezaloo, and she had B-list SNL star Cheri Oteri there to help her celebrate.

Let me recap what's been happening in the world:
Cheney Busts Load In Friend
Mohammed Cartoons Ignite Rush On McDonalds
Valentines Day = Splitsville For Tom and Katie

The Midget (Tom Cruise) and his Big Sister (Katie Holmes)... no longer Inbreeding?

2006-02-14T17:10:00.000-08:00

PopSugar reports that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise (may) have split. Is there any truth to this rumor? Agents for both Cruise and Holmes' report that the story is falsified and of no merit.

But, here at FauxPop, we've had exclusive access to a renowned Hollywood snitch:

Guber (this is his code name) reports that Tom took Katie to see a hypnotist a few months back. He says Tom was obsessed with Katie, but that Katie had been gettin' a little freaked out by the "crazy" Scientologist, who we might add is 20 years her senior.

Guber says he remembers her overhearing her say something like, "you're old enough to be my dad, I can't get that image out of my head when we fuck" and "why couldn't you be, like, 6 inches taller?"

Guber thinks Katie started to really get freaked when she saw Tom on Oprah, (pretty good link), jumping on the couch like the madman that he is. Guber continued by saying that it was this experience that put things in perspective for her.

But Tom apparently caught onto Katie's plan to leave him, and had her fixed (hypnotized). It appears that Tom's spell is starting to wear off though, as Katie is beginning to regain here senses.

Guber will keep us posted in the coming weeks about more Katie and Tom rumors.

Thanks Guber.

Shannon Doherty Screws Up PCH

2006-02-14T12:54:00.000-08:00

She's already ruined our lives with crap shows like "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Charmed", but now Shannon Doherty has to go and mess up the PCH? Doherty crashed while turning on to Pacific Coast Highway Monday morning.

Her Range Rover was involved in an accident with a Ford Mustang and investigators labeled Doherty as "the party most at fault." After the crash, Dohertly vehemently refused to rdie in an ambulance stating, "There's only one way I'd ever get into one of those things, and that's if I were dead!"

Doherty was taken to Cedars-Sinai (Medical Center) in a private vehicle after het short outburst. James Warren Paul, who was the driver of the ambulance was rushed to the hospital and reportedly released this statement: "Bitch don't know what she's doing. Goddamn! She drives like she looks: shitty."

Doherty refused to comment.

Quick Snips

2006-02-13T12:44:00.000-08:00

Val Kilmer and Winona Ryder getting nasty!

Sly Stone's admirable attempt to be hip.

Dick Cheney's got a gun! Shit, watch out!

Paris Hilton has crabs, who doesn't?

Gwyneth Paltrow has a butt, gross! I bet she poops too.

Constapation on stage wreaks havoc for Kelly Clarkson at the Olympics in Turin.

Cheney Almost Kills; White Wins Gold

2006-02-12T23:23:00.000-08:00

Today has been an exciting day for the world, hasn't it? Dick Cheney almost kills a man by a mis-timed shot and Shaun White wins a gold medal in snowboarding at Turin.

Honestly, I wasn't that surprised by it all. I don't really see how Dick can feel remorse, how many people has he (almost) killed by his war in Iraq? Remember the Haliburton happenings, don't tell me you didn't think he had a stake in it.

He shoots lawyer friend Harry Whittington and the world stops turning, but when countless children, women, and men die in Iraq by mistake we chock it up to the costs of war? That's redonculous.

Whittington has given $3,000 between Bush's 2000 and 2004 campaigns and is a prominent Republican in Texas. I wish people would shut up about this whole thing and let it blow over. Maybe Lee Greenwood will write some new songs, are you still "proud to be an American"? How about we focus on something more immediate like Iran bolstering the Mohammad Cartoons.

Also, was anybody surprised about Shaun White winning the gold medal? In the words of Kanye, that's a gimme-gold. Bro steps up to the plate everytime he rides and makes it look like he's floating on air. I got respect for him, but does tht garner first page news?

The competition's not even that great, it's only the Winter Olympics. I watched the Winter X Games, and that shit was intense. Let's focus on some more surprising news like Conan O'Brien's quest to become the Women's Sauna Inspector of Finland (story) or Tom Sizemore being served up with a three-year probation deal (story)?

Jennifer Aniston doesn't know her Limits

2006-02-12T09:43:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Aniston, the lovable girl from Friends, was recently deemed Vanity Fair's "Best Friend."

Last night, however, everything changed when Aniston pulled the trigger...

It appears Aniston partied a little too hard at Hollywood's infamous, Viper Room. Locals in attendance said Aniston was taking and giving body shots to any and all. And when she hit the the dance floor, her b/f, Vince Vaughn, looked like a broken man that had just been told his dog died. Jennifer was bumpn' & grindin everything and anything with a pulse. One man, claims she was the best he'd ever had.

It seems Vince was finally able to corral the boy-hungry Aniston and get her out of the club and into the car. Instead of going home, however, it appears they made an errant turn and headed off to Vanity Fair's place. Aniston probably wanted to cudle with her best friend, before calling it a night.

Unfortunately for Vanity Fair, Aniston had far surpassed her drinking limit. And everything that was once stored away in her stomach soon found its way to the grand living room floor, onto the decadent hallway walls and in (or around) the toilet. To our surprise, despite the puking elsewhere, there was still enough in the toilet to clog it. And, Aniston, being the drunken splendor that she was, decided that instead of plunging, she'd just keep flushing - until the puke went down. So, as you probably guessed, this resulted in the toilet overflowing. Vanity Fair was not too happy, but she'd forgave Aniston for her drunken stupidity and all seemed well.

But, the following morning, Vanity Fair's kids were roused by the sweet, succulent smell of puke. Little Timmy, running to say "hi" to his dog Spot accidentally stepped in a missed spot of puke, slipped and cracked his head.

Bottom Line: Vanity Fair has since retracted it's previous statement and replaced it with:

"Jennifer Anniston: Vanity Fair's Number One Enemy"

Happy Birthday Jen

Val Kilmer is Napolean Dynamite? WTF mate...

2006-02-11T22:49:00.000-08:00

Yo, what's up with the "Doc?" Sorry, that was his name in Tombstone... when he was still cool!
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Do you SEE the RESEMBLANCE between Val and Napolean?
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Val Kilmer has definently lost his "coolness." I'm sorry, but no matter how cool Napolean Dynamite is, looking like him JUST ISN'T! And, from these latest "top-secret" (not really) spy photos of Val, the connection is clear. He's Napolean Dynamite incarnate.

With those buck teeth, the fugly haircut and just his general demeanor - there's no denying it. The cool guy that played unforgettable rolls like "Iceman" (top gun), Jim Morrison (the doors), and Batman (Batman Forever) is now a dud. Gosh Val! Way to go and screw things up.

Bottom Line: As Napolean would say: "You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

Unfortunately for Val, he just lost all his skills.
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**More Pictures!**
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Before (to the Left - and still looking cool)
Now (to the right, Val Kilmer is Napolean Dynamite?)

(I can't over how RETARDED he looks!)

Val Kilmer, WTF?

Light me Up!

2006-02-11T16:44:00.000-08:00

So I was watching the opening cermonies last night, and I'll be damned, those Italians know how to put on one helluva' show. I mean, it was surreal, the way in which all those people (when standing in the right position) turned into a huge (moving) downhill skier. And, the lighting of the torch was pretty cool too.

But the strangest thing happened when I went to bed - all night I dreampt of being that "fire dude." You know who I'm talking about, right? That guy, that was skating around with fire coming out of his head. Can you imagine skating with a torch on your head? I think it'd be pretty wicked cool. Don't ask me why, maybe it was the chinese food I ate, but that was what I dreampt about all night.

And while we're on the topic, did those acrobats (climbing on the rope wall) remind anyone of the original Super Mario on the Nintendo DS system? Remember? When you're in the castle, and your climbing on the rope wall with all the turtles and you have to hit them.... okay, sorry I'm rambling. Bottom line, if you missed the opening ceremony, find it on the web.

Here's some more pictures from the 2006 Olympic Opening Ceremony, Torino:

This is my favorite shot from last night.

I'm not sure about you... but, I found this giant Cinderella to be a bit freaky

Scratch that last comment, this guy (Luciano Pavarotti) straight up FREAKED me OUT. This man was huge, and he looked frightingly similiar to an ape. No joke. But he sure could sing. Watch this guy in action, here.

Every time this dude slammed down, the fire FLEW UP! This was pretty bomb, as was much of the cermony. It made me think of the ancient games, when the shit that went down was legit. Nowadays, everything is so commercial. Gosh darnit, I wish I was a alive in 776BC, when the first games were held.

LAST ONE:

What do you think is going through this ski jumper's head? I tried to put myself in his shoes (er, boots?) and decided he was probably thinking "oh shit! oh shit!" I mean look at his mouth, he's clearly saying this to himself as he's flying through the air at nearly 100 km/hr - "oh shit!"

(p.s. - he did fine)

More Olympic commentary to come.... until then, find out what funny man Seth Green has been up to here

(Note: this post contains adult humor, young ones need not click through :)

Bob Barker: "Save The Elephants"

2006-02-11T16:39:00.000-08:00

The baddest mofo on TV for the past 25 years has been Bob Barker, and nobody can deny it. Bob has wheeled, dealed, and jabbed at some of America's lowliest and trashiest constituents on The Price is Right.

This Friday, he spoke in ardent support of his pachydermal friends Gita, Ruby, Billy, three elephants at Los Angeles Zoo:

"There's only one solution to the tragic, the embarrassing elephant problem going on at (the zoo), and it's to release those elephants from captivity and place them in a sanctuary...I came here today to ask, to beg you ... to vote to release those elephants from that zoo."

Barker is a know animal rights activist, and he spares no expense to promote awareness of the importance of spaying and neutering animals.

In a 1999 interview, his former co-host and friend, Rod Roddy, explained why Bob has so much passion for his African safari friends:

"Bob cares so much about his elephant companions because they have so much in common. They have the common interests of eating peanuts and spending excessive amounts of time sun. And who can deny their physical resemblance? They both have huge ears and leathery skin.

I Wish I Were A Gay Stylist/Personality

2006-02-10T15:04:00.000-08:00

He's the fabbest of The Fab Five of the Bravo's hit show "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy", but Jay Rodriguez is so famous (or is he?) he gets his picture taken for eating a York Peppermint Patty. Ridonculous.

Sorry About The Updates

2006-02-10T13:19:00.000-08:00

Sorry folks, we've been recovering from our first comments that were posted by faithful readers Cheese Quesadillia and DonnaGingham.

Last night we hit up the too trendy LA nightclub Level 3 where Nick Lachey was recently seen cozying up with Jessica's best friend CaCee. We jawed with Scarlet Johansson about her new project "Scoop", directed by Woody "I thought he died" Allen.

Long story short, we got trashed and woke up on Sepulveda Blvd. with $.13 and a pink condom in our pockets and the phone number to Will Ferrell's "Number 1 Fan." Weird.

Regardless, how disappointing is it that America's favorite honky, Franklin Cover, neighbor on "The Jeffersons" died? I'm not going to deceive you, I've never even seen the show, but I still love the guy.

How can you not love a man who has been in the business for sixty years and been on recent shows like "ER", "Will&Grace", and "Mad About You." He starred on the silver screen too, he was in "The Great Gatsby" and "Stepford Wives."

This one's for you Tom Willis.

Kanye's F*cking Stupid Haircut

2006-02-09T09:17:00.000-08:00

When I first heard Kanye West's The College Dropout I thought he was amazing. And then I listened to Late Registration, that album was brilliant as well.

Then came his "George Bush hates black people" comment with a stunned Mike Myers looking on in disbelief. Wow, I thought, this guy has balls and he's not scared to voice his opinion.

Then I watched when Ashton Kutcher Punk him, and he acted like a four-year old twit who just got called 'poo poo head' in front of all his friends. At that point, my respect started for Kanye started slipping. Then comes the Rolling Stone interview where he's telling everyone that he's addicted to porn; I had to reevaluate my thoughts of the guy.

And now he show's up to the Grammys with this haircut?! When I first looked at it I thought he had ring worm. On second thought, I decided he was trying to look like the guy from Jon Lovitz' High School High who had those MicroMachines cars going through his cornrows.

Damn, maybe Kanye's trying to support Dennis Rodman's attempt to return to the NBA. But until I get word, I'm going to stick with my first assumption, that he has ring worm. Let's all pray for him.

Seth Green's Learning New Tricks?

2006-02-08T23:32:00.000-08:00

Unbeknownst to Seth Green, co-star of the infamous Austin Powers trilogy, going to a workshop on female masturbation with another dude is not cool. Green claims he went "to sharpen his skills." The workshop was being held at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

Green is well known for his impersonations of famous sex icons like Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, and Larry Flint, Green hopes to be like them one day and "give the ladies a ride of their life on the 'CooCoo ChooChoo.'"

Female students at the seminar seemed to be quite disturbed by Green's sense of machismo, Donna Gingham said of Green's sexual behavior, "I met him at an acapella show, and he seemed nice, but he said something about his 'Fire Crotch.'" Calls to Green's agent went unanswered.

Friend and confidant Brian Evans is credited with breaking the story. Evans was seen outside the masturbation session yelling, "I ain't gonna lie, Seth's trying to scoop scoop scoop!"

I don't mean to get personal up in here, but this is whack bra. I ain't never heard of no guy trying to learn about female masturbation unless he ain't getting any as it is.

There were other male participants at the session, but they all were either in attendance with their female partners or they were gay.

Picture of the Afternoon

2006-02-08T14:04:00.000-08:00

Fanilow's, Unite!

Barry Manilow has a voice that delights angels, but he's making babies cry as he nearly wrenches off his penis in this picture.

He might be beating the likes of Mariah Carey, Jamie Foxx, the Strokes, and Franz Ferdinand with his new album The Greatest Songs of the Fifties, but he doesn't need to flaunt his package like Michel Jackson:

Caribbean Crusades

2006-02-08T13:33:00.000-08:00

Political unrest has been grappling the island nation of Haiti lately, and Grammy-winning Wyclef Jean made sure to do his part to help his native country. Flying from California, then to Florida, then to the Dominic Republic, and then taking a helicopter to Haiti's capital, Port-au-Prince, Wyclef eventually cast his ballot.

"No matter what happens today, yesterday was historical. The only thing that erupted was the thirst to vote," Jean said in an interview the next day.

Wyclef hasn't been oblivious to the impoverished conditions of Haiti, he set up a foundation, Yele Haiti, which has contributed over $1 million in charity to children. However, the charity still needs to reach further.

Wyclef recounted the polling station he went to: "Where I was sent to vote ... I mean, I'm walking and there's piss on the floor. I was, like, how is all these people going to get into this little corridor?"

I ain't gonna lie, Wyclef Jean is amazing. This guy still cares about where he's come from and he's willing to make a change. Ths could be a complete Hollywood-esque publicity stunt, but I'm going to claim ignorance and respect Wyclef.

Oh yeah, Jamaica made Bob Marley's house a national heritage stite. That's cool, and I don't mean to be critical, but couldn't they spruce it up a bit? I know we want to honor Bob and all, but c'mon maybe a paint job and some landscaping?

Shoot, while they're fixing it up they should call up Disney CEO Steve Iger and have his boy Ty Pennington and crew to add on a few square feet. They could make Marley Mouse t-shirts and put in a photo booth and some rides, and maybe they'll make some serious cash, but whatevs, it's just an idea.

The New (Old) Kids on the Block

2006-02-08T07:21:00.000-08:00

No no no...this isn't a post about the Mohammed Cartoons or Krugle's new search capabilities, this is a good, whole-hearted effort to beleaguer unbeknownst celebrities.

Take Brandy for example, what the hell is she wearing? I appreciated her role in Moesha, but I don't like her looking she came straight out of an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Let's play a game of 'Who Can Find The Most Things Wrong With Brandy'. One, hooker boots. Two, ugly wig. Three, shorts at a formal? Four, earrings that should be orbiting Saturn. Five, cutoff shirt with an ugly jacket. Uhhh, the list is endless. I liked her more when she gave birth on MTV.

Next is the wonderfully adorable Fergie. I don't know about you, but in this picture she looks like a 15-year old pregnant snowboarder girl who is taking a MySpace picture while trying to sport a pair of her favorite faux Uggs (maybe she got them from Jordan).

Sometime I just don't understand Fergie, but at least she made a good fashion choice and is wearing dark pants. Now whenever she pees herself, she'll be able to hide it long enough until she can mug a teenage pop star and steal her clothes.

Pete Burns, he looks better as pre-op transvestite, but that's not saying much.

Pete's personal maintenance philosophy is "If you own a car, you change that every few years and that's just what I'm doing with my appearance." I thought that's what fashion was for, but I've been wrong before.

And last but not least, my favorite, Heather Locklear. Too bad she's going through a bitter divorce with husband Richie Sambora. When rumors started floating in December they were trying to work things out, I secretly hoped they would break up, maybe prayers do get answered!

How dumb can Richie be, their demise came from provocative pictures of a friend that Heather found in his e-mail. This guy is amazing, he's married to Heather Locklear, yet he feels the need to cheat on his wife. I am speechless.

Maybe She Wants To Be Civilized?

2006-02-07T12:39:00.000-08:00

Brit star Jordan has recently been touring the UK promoting her new autobiography, A Whole New World, and has made a buzz about her scantly getups and her philanthropic breast reduction.

Jordan is popular for not wearing clothes, and maybe she should keep it that way. At one of her recent booksignings (not the one she arrived an hour late), she came in a outfit that was a mix of bogus design and Arctic influence.

She looks like the trophy piece of a mannequin fetish. Is it even possible for someone to have that much hair? Maybe she shaved the mane of a lion and pasted it to her own measley locks.

It's rumored that her skirt was made by a band of Inuit fisherman after they saw a picture of her ta-tas and ney-neys and wanted to thank her for furthering humanity. Alas, it was much longer, but Jordan was compelled to donate the rest to starving Ethiopian children.

If her beneveolence wasn't enough, her good-will reaches deep down into her ~~breast~~...err...chest. With a breast reduction pending, Jordan was asked what she'll do with her leftover silicone, she said,

"I would sell them on eBay. I'd be stupid not to."

Hmmm...she would be stupid not to. Or she could be stupid and sell them on eBay. I'm going to go out on a limb here, but the best solution might be to throw them away?

Damn Yo, Will Today Ever End?

2006-02-07T11:36:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was one of those days that I wished would just END. But it seemed to drag on longer than your "typical" day. I even put myself to bed early, as a pre-emptive move to artificially curtail this nightmare of a day. What made it such a piss-poor day? Well, here are the highlights: I missed an important meeting in the morning, had to sit through the most boring lecture of my life, missed lunch and dinner, got my ass handed to me at soccer, 24 wasn't thrilling and there's one more bit that I feel I should keep to myself, but just take it on faith that it's a doosy (worse than the aforementioned list combined).

Today, however, I came to my senses and realized my problems really aren't all that bad. In the grand scheme of things there's a lot more shit going down in other people lives that make my problems look trifling.

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Case #1
Sean Sprears (Britney's Baby):

Can you believe this? She's got Baby Sean on her lap! For crying out loud, take some responsibility.... and lose a few pounds while your at it (sorry! it slipped).

This kid was just unlucky. Straight up. Why? For starters, his mom is Britney Spears, and that can only mean one thing: he's screwed. Just about anyone could create a laundry list of reasons explaining why... but this picture sums it up beautifully.
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Case #2
The Crazy Tattoo Dude

This guy might take the cake....

This dude most definitely has issues. He has not only Brad Pitt, but also Brad’s adopted son Maddox tattoed on his body. Creepy? Yes. Disturbing? Yes. Why’d he do it? I have no idea, but the fact that he did do it means that all his days are shitty days…. akin to the one I was having yesterday.
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Case #3
Gwen Stephani.... and the Nail incident

So, imagine this, you just finish getting your nails done - fake nails that is. You get in the car, and low and behold, you have an itch on your face. So, obviously, you proceed to take care of business as usual. Only this time, something goes horribly wrong. What's the problem? Well, heck, you've got long ass nails now, and you just poked the shit out of your cornea.

Check it Out, those are some monster claws (especially on her right hand, or our left)... ouch!

If you laughing your ass off right now, it's probably because you realized that was exactly what happened to Gwen... I would have thought those HUGE sunglasses would have protected her eye, guess I thought wrong...
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Bottom Line

I've decided, whenever I'm having a shitty day (like yesterday) that in order to put my problems in perspective, I'll just click on the Entertainment section of Yahoo! - and all will be well - cuz' some of these people look like they spend their whole lives waiting for today to end....

I think I wanna be a Photographer

2006-02-07T08:51:00.000-08:00

These girls know how to keep it real. Annie Leibovitz (I guess she's pretty "skilled") had the privledge of shooting Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightly - in their birthday suits!- for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. And (surprise! surprise!) this great photo session is now available for our viewing pleasure.

Apparently, people in Hollywood are not as bashful as I thought:

"A lot of women actually, a couple of men, too, wanted to take their clothes off," said Tom Ford of ABC's Good Morning America (he's the lucky dude on the cover, shown above). "These are such beautiful people, beautiful women, and who doesn't want to see a bit of them."

Oh, and for all you Angelina Jolie fans out there (you can include me in that count), she'll also be appearing (nude, I might add) in this issue of Vanity. Boy, what a day. What a Day!

Karl Lagerfeld is an Ass!

2006-02-06T20:48:00.000-08:00

Check it yo, designer Karl Lagerfeld was touting his opinions to New York magazine about Princess Diana and had this to say:

"She was pretty and she was sweet, but she was stupid."

And this is coming from the guy who wears sunglasses because, he claims:

"I cannot go out without something for my eyes, because someone might throw chemicals in my face."

Maybe he's trying to stop the person who keeps throwing fake tanning lotion on his face. Take a look for yourself at the leather-faced posthumuos jester, and consider his highfalutin self-image.

I don't know about you, but I'd try to take off some of his fake tan lotion and take him down a notch or two. What man, other than Mick Jagger could strut around looking like a fool and yet boast a prideful image of himsel?

Maybe he wasn't aware Diana was dead, but it didn't stop him from plugging Prince Charles' new wife, Camilla:

"She is the life of the party! She's sparkling, she's witty, she's ready for everything, and not pretentious, not one bit. If you had to make a choice to live with somebody, this is the one."

"If you had to make a choice to live with somebody"? Sounds like Charles is going to have to watch his dame from fashion's most popular dupe.

Now I know how the Chinese Feel....

2006-02-06T20:45:00.000-08:00

What's with the star? We're not Chinese, stop censoring our media! If Paris wants to flaunt it, I'll be more than willing to look. But that star, my gosh, there's no getting around it. If you're like me, and you want to see the real thing.... well hook a brother up, and give me the URL! Naw, I wouldn't do that you, here's the real-deal (i.e., minus the star)

Here at FauxPop, we like to keep it "real." And by real, we mean to say, we're dudes. Straight dudes, that like poking fun at Celebs. We read the daily celeb blogs, well truthfully we look at the pictures and then once we finish that we sometimes go back and read the commentary. But most of the time it's not really worth reading, it's the same crap from a News site, regurgitated in a (fresh?) new way. That's not cool, that boring. FauxPop strives to bring you original news commentary that you can always count on, because we keep it real. All the time. Welcome to FauxPop, (get it?), tell us if you think we're being dumb... we need to hear it every once and awhile. But if you like us, we don't mind hearing a shout-out too.