News Flash: Britney Spears Loses Baby Sean!

This montage was relased earlier today. It shows Britney Spears, with mom (I don't really care what her name is), looking for Baby Sean in the Hawaii. (Note: she looks really distressed, don't you think? Nah! Fucking-A man, I'd expect her to look a little more concerned - she did lose a baby and all!)

It appears, while Britney passed out in the lawn chair, Baby Sean took to chasing a lizard, and crawled right off into the nearby bushes.

As of now, Baby Sean has yet to surface. We think he might have taken off into the jungle.

Of other interest, a close-up of Britney's hand revealed that she was spending the day ring-less! [gasp]. I don't think her husband will mind, he was photographed tramping around with some blonde yesterday. That dude's a dufass.

Don't forget to check out George Lucas (the Star Wars guy), and his disappearing neck! Read it, here.

Oh yeah, we've decided to start reporting on some real news, now that the whole Tammy Nyp thing is over. Woo, that was weird.